So this weekend is a pretty big one for me. It's my first ever BOOK SIGNING!!! (wooo!).
There's only one problem...I screwed up. Due to delays with my printer and abject stupidity on my part, I'm going into the weekend with one major deficiency with regards to a book signing.
Here's a hint as to what I'm missing: BOOKS!
Well ok, maybe I had one or two, but still...
and they were really good....
Mango flavored even!
Err...ok, I know I know. Enough with the pathetic excuses. More importantly, how am I gonna fix this mess?
Simple! There's no reason for you to suffer for my moronic tendencies.
Thus, my solution is to reward you for my own failings.
Pop on by and say Hi! I'll be conducting readings from my latest book, BIGFOOT HUNTERS. Heck, I might even throw you a sneak peak at its upcoming sequel, DEVIL HUNTERS.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS or my comedy/horror novel, BILL THE VAMPIRE. Your choice and also in the format of your preference.
Like Kindle? No problem. Own a Nook? That's cool. Want a Print version? Now you're talking! Ask for a Print version and not only will I mail you a FREE copy, but I will make it a free AUTOGRAPHED copy. Hey, it was supposed to be a book signing after all, wasn't it? What good is the damn thing if you don't get my John Hancock out of the deal?
Here are the gory details:
When: Sunday May 20
Time: Noon to 2PM (EST)
Where: Hip Thrift and Art Gallery
407 South Ave W
Westfield, NJ 07090-1403
across from NJ Transit rail station
Free parking behind store
Stop by, chat, listen to me figure out how to read a chapter without the naughty words, and get a FREE gift in the process.
Not too shabby for a complete screw-up, is it?