So, you finally made it into a book series. Awesome!
Less awesome is the fact that, well, unlike your expectations, you're not really the star. In fact, you might actually be little more than an expendable extra.
But hey, if you gotta go, then you might as well go out in a blaze of glory or ... err ... donkey punching.
Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!
Dirty sanchezed with magic by Turd. That sounds highly unpleasant, but I'll take it.
I shit you not! Fingered in the ass by Dr. Death
Torn in half in Canada by the Jahabich
oh lord I was pummeled by a Dildo by Gan..gruesome but hilarious
Eviscerated with an action figure by Colin.
Stabbed in the forest by the jahabich. Meh. Boring death.
Clawed by a templar in Canada. I thought he would use a sword...
Blasted in the ass by Colin🤦♂️
At least let someone less douchey end me..
Trampled with magic by the icon.
Fingered with a gun by the icon, sounds intriguing
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