So, you finally made it into a book series. Awesome!
Less awesome is the fact that, well, unlike your expectations, you're not really the star. In fact, you might actually be little more than an expendable extra.
But hey, if you gotta go, then you might as well go out in a blaze of glory or ... err ... donkey punching.
Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!