So, you want to be "recruited" into Village Coven so you can hang with Bill, Sally, and all of their friends? Well, there's two problems.
1) You're alive.
2) You need a cool coven name.
Assuming some vampire decides to take pity on your blood-filled self and relieve you of that first part, you still gotta work on number 2.
But, fortunately for you, here's your handy dandy guide to solving that dilemma for all of eternity.
RL name gives me Tit Stalker (early Bills best friend maybe)..best is FB name...Fungus Pussy...could see Tom calling an en ex that lol...thanks for the giggles Rick x
I'm "Black Sunset" which is pretty cool! My mate has the unfortunate moniker "Shit Sunset" too bad for him ;D ha ha!
All kneel before Cock.... Cock Sunset. Thank goodness for vampiric healing or I would need a new Rx for little blue pills.
Do you wish to become a vampire? email: ( email@example.com )
I got Fuck Tard. What luck.
I have you all beat with... wait for it. Twat Pussy!
ASS BALLS LETS GOOOO!!!!
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