So, you want to be "recruited" into Village Coven so you can hang with Bill, Sally, and all of their friends? Well, there's two problems.
1) You're alive.
2) You need a cool coven name.
Assuming some vampire decides to take pity on your blood-filled self and relieve you of that first part, you still gotta work on number 2.
But, fortunately for you, here's your handy dandy guide to solving that dilemma for all of eternity.