Less awesome is the fact that, well, unlike your expectations, you're not really the star. In fact, you might actually be little more than an expendable extra.
But hey, if you gotta go, then you might as well go out in a blaze of glory or ... err ... donkey punching.
Anyway...
Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!
Dirty sanchezed with magic by Turd. That sounds highly unpleasant, but I'll take it.
ReplyDeleteI shit you not! Fingered in the ass by Dr. Death
ReplyDeleteTorn in half in Canada by the Jahabich
ReplyDeleteoh lord I was pummeled by a Dildo by Gan..gruesome but hilarious
ReplyDeleteEviscerated with an action figure by Colin.
ReplyDeleteStabbed in the forest by the jahabich. Meh. Boring death.
ReplyDeleteClawed by a templar in Canada. I thought he would use a sword...
ReplyDeleteBlasted in the ass by Colinš¤¦♂️
ReplyDeleteAt least let someone less douchey end me..
Trampled with magic by the icon.
ReplyDeleteFingered with a gun by the icon, sounds intriguing
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