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Sep 1, 2018

How did YOU die in the Tome of Bill?

So, you finally made it into a book series. Awesome!

Less awesome is the fact that, well, unlike your expectations, you're not really the star. In fact, you might actually be little more than an expendable extra.

But hey, if you gotta go, then you might as well go out in a blaze of glory or ... err ... donkey punching.

Anyway...

Click on the chart below to enlarge it and discover exactly how you bit the big one in the Tome of Bill series!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Dirty sanchezed with magic by Turd. That sounds highly unpleasant, but I'll take it.

sheaatk said...

I shit you not! Fingered in the ass by Dr. Death

Unknown said...

Torn in half in Canada by the Jahabich

Unknown said...

oh lord I was pummeled by a Dildo by Gan..gruesome but hilarious

Dave Slavens said...

Eviscerated with an action figure by Colin.

Unknown said...

Stabbed in the forest by the jahabich. Meh. Boring death.